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#018 - Hot Dog Flavored Lemon Water


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The recipe for this cake was swallowed by Brock after the bakery caught fire. Each slice was cut with the family poop-knife. Analyze your piece before devouring it. You can't eat my daughter because this is a bakery, sir. Eating wax caps and using candy necklaces for anal beads. TOPICAL REFERENCE (allegedly). Jimothy shares the factually correct largest poo to mortify the other brethren of the cake. Brock compares butt plugs to doping. Corndogs and Rhinos with aggressive knees. Circuses and zoos as kids versus adults. Daniel the Dicksucker and Stu is short for Steven. Use Gatorade as nutrition! Enormous meals with a diet drink. 500,000 pies baking in Hell. Apparently semen in a vape pen tastes like Arby's, plastic, barbecue sauce, and mangos. Raging in your house full of broken vials of cum on the floor. The family with ungodly bowel movements and their poop-knife. Kiwi learns about plumbing. Sacrificing chickens for blood. A doe can't hold a revolver. Rednecks deer huntin' with knives. A stoned cow named Fluffy kissed a sledgehammer to death. Executioners that suck at their job. Gee whiz, those Germans! Near death orgasms. ----HOSTS: Kiwi, Gunboi, Brock, and Jimothy
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