"Down the road, below the bluff in some guy's small field, there were like five or so toms all puffed up, gobbling around the spraying edge of a sprinkler. The late afternoon sun was shinning through their lighter feathers. It was a really weird scene. Where they showing off for a hen? Where they taking a shower? No idea. But in the middle of this scene was a guy just hammering away at something, oblivious to his company."