Ace is sick, Roseanne tweets her show into cancellation, thousands more people died from government negligence in Puerto Rico than the administration is telling us, golden rice finally got FDA approval, and TRUMP READ SOMETHING?! Ryan Needs to Talk About Incels Barking Point: Write a fake Jordan Peterson Rule for Life Theme Music: "Barking Point" by Solardog

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