Riz Roker is quite upset that there is a wintery mix outside in February...Let us open you up with some audio today...Monica Lewinsky is an inventor and wanted to make a raincoat for your purse...Someone else came up with it...She knows a lot about raincoats...A man with the license plate BGDADDY got pulled over on Valentine's Day...He drove off because he had gifts to deliver...A beaver is being fat shamed in Chicago...It is living along the lake and they cannot determine if it is fat or pregnant...Todd wants to bring over his limp pizza...A woman says the best way to reheat her pizza is to dip it in water and then put it in your air fryer...Bring back the Reheatza...The greatest invention...Honesty in advertising on television is sorely lacking...We have one man selling trailers who has the most honest TV commercial of all time...A man was arrested in Yancey County for causing a widespread internet outage as he stole some cables...A former LA mayor in the middle of a multi-million dollar divorce is battling over a Netflix account...Delta is offering each passenger on the Toronto plane crash 30k a piece with no strings attached...Who is the stinkiest politician? Well, we have the answer...Jerry Nadler...So says George Santos...The only other one is "body built by fluff" Chris Christie...The same woman from yesterday is back with more people she would like to deport...Today for example it was people who say "I did a thing" among many others...How much do you love Taylor Swift? A woman is divorcing her husband because he booed her during the Super Bowl...That is how much she loves Taylor...Does anyone really like The Masked Singer? Last night it got a little silly...A fuzzy pea? When unmasked it was boxer Oscar De La Hoya...Gary Coleman's ex is talking about the infamous pic released of him on his deathbed...She says she didn't kill him nor did she sell the picture...Seven Chilean nationals have been arrested for the theft of over $2 million in memorabilia from famous athletes' homes...Turkey will be sending us eggs to ease the prices...A teen died after he did a TikTok challenge where he injected himself with a crushed up butterfly mixed in water...Mix yourself a cocktail and listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!