This week's NEWSa was fairly short and to the point.  Story, laugh, repeat...  and if you listen to the end you might get to hear an offensive attempt at an Australian accent!   

LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIES

Weed license plate

Bear Sun 

Dubai infinity pool 

Croissant beast

Roomba intruder

Robot server

Plane lands at beach

Daytona Beach drawbridge jump 

Finger severed while slashing tires

Monk decapitates self for good luck

Spider webs translated to music

Meth burrito 

Comic overcharged for extra legroom 

Turtle chases lions

Elderly woman tucked into strangers bed

His manhood is too big to bear

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