The Chaotic Good girlies debut their new recap show…Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules!! Season 12 brings along a brand new cast and we had to tune in. Many feared and many doubted that this reboot would be awful but we are here to say…we LOVED it.

These kids are young and messy dummies (just how we want it). They are sneaking drinks, getting suspended and drunk crying over questionable boyfriends. Madame Lisa is back in her rightful role as SUR Mother and is spanking all these bad bad sur-vers ;)

Nina and Allison discuss how sober people have the right to also be scumbags, the meaning of CFM heels, our prayers for a sexually fluid cast and the Christmas Carol ghost that visited the Belmont after bar.

Tune in each week for our VPR recaps!

0:00 Intros

4:00 Nina’s alignment ~ Lawful Good & Evil of biking to work

8:26 Allison’s alignment ~ Neutral Good of celebratory podcast statistics!

15:27 Recap begins!