Chris Frasciello (@cfrash_money) has a house to upkeep, a baby on the way, and a drunk Santa Claus to kick off the stage. Twas the night before Christmas that Santa got his ass kicketh. In this week's episode we get into an expectant fathers unusual habits formed in preparation.  Hint: It involves gassing his house with peppermint. Also, Chris lets us into the day in the life of his 18 year old quiet self as he is caught lollibanging toy models in sex ed class, and a teacher misunderstands a promise to his girlfriend.

CHEAT SHEET:

• Kicking Santa In the face
• 3 things learned as a father expecting
• Weird habits he didn't expect when expecting
• Gassing his house with peppermint
• A great game of How Would You Proceed?
• What His high school girlfriend and a set of stairs have in common
• Zoobs