The bakery can't even lie about this cake, it's gross and full of former foods. It's viscosity is only thickened by the bile that welds it together. Whispering seductively into the listeners ears and planting the seeds for Sampson's impending doom. Random tattoo advice and collective ass-kissing for tattooists. The closed caption/subtitles life. Watching Jesus getting beaten in Passion of the Christ with your family. Wholesome! A female bigfoot and Jeff Foxworthy's bloody overlordish reign with his 5th graders. The worst Larry the Cable Guy impressions ever. Awful tattoos. Imitating dumb things on tv (Beavis & Butthead, Jackass, Dudesons). Kids of Jackass. The self destructive and mean-spirited world of Dirty Sanchez (the most insane stunt movie on Earth). A thrill ride gets nasty for a dude in a Mumford and Sons shirt. Revenge porn, minus porn. Casual and extreme vomiting for a random lady and Gunboi. Ruining the word froth. Some disturbing sexy sounds for your earholes. Sampson comes to say hi to Kiwi and gets met with passive threats of death. Sampson talks trash about Brock behind his back. Calling the whore express and Kiwi calls for show closure. ----HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy