The Butte Blazzt Beauz™ reflect on their existential anxieties (or lack thereof) over aliens in light of the recent congressional hearings and two VERY, VERY credible posts from Reddit and 4Chan. In order to waylay their alien anxiety, they discuss their capacity to eat chicken wings followed by a lively game testing their knowledge of both band and weed strain names. Finally, they explore the sordid history of the Jackoff Kings, the greatest fictional rap group that has ever lived.