O-thou dearest SCIENCE, what may we do to earn your salvation?!

KC was kicked out of Catholic school for asking too many questions; now 'science' keeps asking the wrong ones. A rubric for better science.

KC & JP have lost their faith.

Plant of the Episode:

- Red Malabar Spinach (Basella Alba)

EPISODE SPONSORS:

- Dick Blister's Used Mattress Emporium (01:11:17)

- Glyphosate for Breakfast (01:01:39)

SPECIAL SHORT:

- Beavis and Butthead Do Gardening (27:40)

SAMPLES:

- Leonardo DiCaprio from "Ice on Fire"

- Daphne Zuniga, Bill Pullman, & John Candy "Spaceballs"