When the Axel's away, the rest will play This Fucking Week in poison food and Trump's war against science. Speaking of poison food: PAPA JOHN'S!

"I DIDN'T SHIT MY PANTS, YOU SHAT MY PANTS!" - Papa John, probably

Barking Point: What horrible product/company/human endeavor will disgraced for Papa John's CEO put his dumb doofus face on next?

Sponsors: Ahundred, Jake Soot, John Franklin, gay luna, megaRammy, Appledectomy, JD Laclede, Wolfinator, DissonantDragon, Brandon Carey, The Fatherless & The Widow

Theme Music: "Barking Point" by Solardog