Dave's boring life. Pony-o! TEETH! Bee, Dave, and the IROC-Z. Girlfriend in a fridge punches Dave. Mike's sadness diary. Sex Serpent, LALALA. Shark teeth. Fowlies. Go to down. Neurotic fantasies. Ghoul of Gouda. Kathy Smith's sexless marriage. Cooch for hands. Highbrow ending.