Shout out to Juvon who found us on Elon's X machine...Get ready for Opening Audio Juvon...Someone needs to knock some sense into Micheal Strahan...He believes he can be James Bond in the next movie...He really believes it...That is scary...Almost as scary as a woman that collects chicken rent...A woman threatens her chickens that if they don't lay eggs they will be a 3pc. and a biscuit...Portland, OR is dealing with a dysentery issue...Let's place them on the no vacation list...A woman opens up the van door and catches her husband cheating with another woman...It was quite the Irish Costanza...Nothing like a good old conversion van...The View is scraping the bottom of the barrel...Can anyone name one thing Bruce Vilanch has starred in? What is one work Bruce has done...Well calls came in...Someone said a cowbell is more interesting...The husband of Dolly Parton passed away yesterday after over 60 years of marriage...A new theory on Gene Hackman is that he died of a heart attack and when his wife went to get his heart pills she slipped and fell...AG Pam Bondi is saying that a "truck load" of Jeffrey Epstein evidence was delivered to her office on Friday and the FBI is currently going through it...Our boss shaved his head to be like Rizzo...Will Rizzo now be in a situation where he is stuck in constant bald talk? A quarter of Americans pee in the shower...Are you one of them? That takes us to Listener Court today on the show...Rizzo says he never has...Jeff does it free as day...What is party juice? A bunch of teenagers took over an abandoned house and threw a party...When the owner showed up he noticed tons of party juice on the ground...Hopefully the wildfires stay at bay with the winds coming our way...A South Carolina man was killed by a boobytrap at his Uncle's house when he went to do a welfare check...A man was robbed after he did a horny meet up at 1am on a dating app...Wes Scantlin from Puddle of Mudd says he was roofied by one of his bandmates...We would never roofie you because we want you to listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!