We've got butt stories, we've got pee stories, we've got the stupidest news around!  This week's news had a meatdown, as well as some booty violence... how can ya beat that?

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Wild boars steal groceries

Loose tiger in Houston

Cobain hair goes for $14,000

Family hairloom donated to charity

Woman kills her husband with her ass

Man dumps pee bucket on fiancé

Woman gets beat with 10 lb. meat log

Couple is chained together until wedding

Target stops selling Pokemon cards

UAV World Record

Plane’s parachute saves the day 

UK weed operation shut down

Mammals butts can breathe

Buttf***er 3000

Raining blood in woman’s apartment 

Company gives masturbation breaks

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