Okay. Here we are with "Dream in Which I Love a Third Baseman" by Lisa Olstein. Things get weird. Graphically weird. Like 'when-you-saw-that-sex-scene-between-Sylvester-Stallone-and-Sharon-Stone-in-The-Specialst-as-a-kid" weird. Executively produced, although she'd never admit to it, by Casstown, Population: Moore Reid.