Dialogue:

A: The mosquitos are biting me!

B: Me too, I can’t stop scratching. They are everywhere! Sneaky little jerks.

A: Do you have any bug spray?

B: No, I forgot to buy some.

A: Then we’ll have to put up with it.

B: We can cover ourselves with beer! That way if they bite us, they'll get drunk and fall asleep

A: That's without a doubt, the best idea you've had! Lets do it!

B: Run! They are thirsty for more!