Brandon and Sarah want to know: What would your headstone say? They look at funny and interesting grave markers and try to decide what words would sum up their existence when they're laid to rest. They also ponder some deeper existential questions, discuss delicious pies of the gourd variety (there's really only one), and of course, no episode would be complete without a rant about programmers (cell phones, this time).

Toilet Death Ejector - SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BjJkqybz8