Some tattoos have more meaning than others.

Don't believe this middle-aged soccer mom? Listen to Mark Bullen, who is about to release a book about Russian prison tattoos and what they mean. It can help you think twice before randomly picking a symbol out of a tattoo parlor album just because it looks neat.

Mark's book can be pre-ordered on Amazon, though because I'm extra-cool I've already read it. I recommend it, assuming you're into that sort of thing. (And you're here, so...)

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