We open with a lesson on geography and the pain of losing thousands of dollars because of ch-ch-ch-changes, The Rock found enough change in his couch coushions to buy what remains of the XFL, Doc Holliday is saying the word 'I'll be your huckleberry' very differently lately, Tropical stormsare NOT serving tropical drinks on the Atlantic Seaboard, School's back but are your kids and the Nine Quiz topic? Dustin Hoffman (it's his birthday soon)