Don't be mistaken, this episode isn't sponsored by any entity in any capacity. Braincake put an assassination hit out on itself apparently. Jimothy is the OG podcaster, not Joe Rogan. A simple explanation of millennials from a millennial. Optimism is cool, but have you tried pessimism? A drunken pessisession. Hiccups come for Jimothy to attempt podcast sabotage. Kiwi is on the search for the braincake mole. Blaming Coke for hiccups. Advertisers playing dirty. Artsy Arby's. Chris Hansen + Jared from Subway = A lost matchup. Lining up and sizing up fast food chicken joints (mild advertising). Fast food mascots brawling. Suicidal cereal. Do cannibals save their favorite body part for last or eat it first? A Taco Bell order's sequence of devourment. A burrito cup. Another pessisession with Pepsi puns. The glee and woe of Rocket League. The advertisement podcasting lullaby. Sexual Chocolate and The World's Largest Love Machine. Vince Mcmahon hunts for people of FAT nature, for he loves FAT. ----HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy