This episode is so big and so totally illegal that we had to lawyer up. Actual Lawyer Ian Roberts joins us for Season One, Episode Seven, "Andy the Matchmaker", where Andy and Ellie falsify a crime to boost Barney's self-esteem. But this fake crime leads to an actual arrest - and actual jail time.

Ian explains the Supreme Court rulings that would impact this series, Dan screams into the void, and Marty tries to rein in the sheer absurdity of it all.

Music by Max Ludwig: @Sleeptalky.
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