1. The Devil's Advocate

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* The Apocryphal Story of Easter* This is taken from Apocrypha texts, to ancient to be spoken of in more detail* On Good Friday, Jesus Christ, the rebellious rioter of churches, traveler of bandits and whores, was executed by crucifixion.* His followers who are widely reported to be vampires tried to collect his blood as he hung on the cross to drink and become one of the undead. * When His body was taken down from the cross, it was entombed to ensure the vampires couldn’t access it or defile it any more, in a cave.* The tomb was guarded and an enormous stone was put over the entrance, so that no-one could steal the body. Remember, his cultists were brigands, rioters and vampire cos players at best.* On the following Sunday, some women visited the grave and found that the stone had been moved, and that the tomb was empty.* It is rumored in these ancient texts that a were-rabbit removed the stone and carried his corpse out of the cave in a wicker basket. He then hid a magical egg up jesus’ anus which turned the once living criminal to undeath. * What you probably haven’t heard, was that the were-rabbit’s name before transformation was victor frankenstein, and he was assisted by one igor in the raising of the dead body!* That is the truth of easter. * Again, this is science. Fact. Google it.

2. Infernal Informant

Time Stamp: 15:00

* Biden says he is 'heartbroken' and orders flags at the White House to be flown at half-staff in response to Capitol Police officer death* https://www.businessinsider.com/biden-white-house-flags-half-staff-capitol-police-officer-death-2021-4* President Joe Biden ordered flags at the White House to be flown at half-staff in response to the death of a Capitol Police officer after a car rammed into a barricade outside the Capitol on Friday afternoon.* Earlier Friday, the Capitol went on lockdown after a vehicle rammed into an outside barricade and injured two officers. One of the officers, identified by the Capitol Police as Officer William Evans, later died from his injuries.* "Jill and I were heartbroken to learn of the violent attack at a security checkpoint on the US Capitol grounds, which killed Officer William Evans of the US Capitol Police, and left a fellow officer fighting for his life," Biden said in a statement. "We send our heartfelt condolences to Officer Evans' family, and everyone grieving his loss. We know what a difficult time this has been for the Capitol, everyone who works there, and those who protect it."* The suspect was shot and killed by one of the officers after exiting "the car with a knife in hand" and "lunging" at the officers, Yogananda Pittman, the acting Capitol Police chief, said at a press conference. The National Guard was deployed to the Capitol shortly after the incident to assist Capitol Police officers who were lining the perimeter of the building.* "I want to express the nation's gratitude to the Capitol Police, the National Guard Immediate Response Force, and others who quickly responded to this attack," the president said in the statement. "As we mourn the loss of yet another courageous Capitol Police officer, I have ordered that the White House flags be lowered to half-mast."* Biden's move followed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi making a similar order to lower the flags at the Capitol to ha...