Missing Chris this week, Nicki and Jeff decide to test an internet quiz to see if it can correctly guess their birth order. They talk about a guy who lied about his age and is weirdly sensitive about being paid back. They also discuss two coworkers who are having struggles because one of them attributes the other's wrongdoings to their Zodiac sign. Finally, they delve into some common relationship dealbreakers, featuring Jeff's old man accent.