in this unsolicited sermon from Emina and Zozo, we yet again, try to explain to y'all that twitter is for the birds, and no one should care who bought/got a Birkin and why, getting married young (looking at you Brooklyn Beckham), why you need to start being honest with yourself about your friends with benefits situation, and why Barack and Michelle aren't  America's power couple, but Offset and Cardi are.