Deadbeat dads, the stars of all manner of 90s entertainment, take center stage this week in the holiday nightmare, Jingle All the Way, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad. Questionable parenting? Mail bombs? Illegal underground Santa’s workshop full of hot toys? Twin Cities housewives so desperate that Phil Hartman has become some kind of suburban Lothario? Join us to find out which one of these things will ruin Christmas (it’s got to be mail bombs, right?).