HONK HONK HONK!! April Fools...Did you ever wonder how Jessica Simpson keeps up her vocals...That starts Opening Audio...Her vocal coach told her that drinking snake juices will help keep her voice top notch...A police officer was arrested after it was found that he had cameras hidden in the bathroom of his OWN house...He recorded his wife, sister in-law and her pappy...If you're a cop and in a police chase, play fair...Two guys were running and had to stop for air in their tires and then got arrested...Let them fill and start up again...Where do you buy a samurai sword? A man attacked another man with one...The calls came in about where to find samurai swords...Donald Trump is thinking about running for a third term...He says that there are ways he can do it...The new version of Linkin Park is having trouble selling tickets...A man is going to buy a $10 million dog...Listener Court got going as Rizzo is dead set on going on a cruise for summer vacation...Jeff has advised against it...Cruises suck...What say you? The calls flew in...Rizzo heads to the sea it seems...What is that sound? We played audio of a woman whose mobility scooter lost control and she crashed through a storefront...Jacob was able to nail it...A sassy 106 year old woman is not very happy with a few airlines because they don't believe she is that age when she goes to the airport...Randy Wallace who is being pushed out at Fox had to interview her...We gave a wildfire update...The rain certainly helped with the containment...A repo man had his head run over when he tried to repossess a car...A police officer went on a date and it went bad fast...After some drinks the woman stole his car keys and then stole his cop car...Chad Kroeger spoke at a city council meeting...But it wasn't actually him...It was a kid pulling a silly prank about climate change...A woman with the world's largest tongue can play board games with it...What does a pastor have to do to find himself a girlfriend...Well one broke into a woman's and was caught on her security footage...We would like to catch you listening to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!