Happy Valentines Day from the boys at braincake. Eat some sweets (or some Ruffles) and put your hand down your pants and have a good time with us. Valentines Day encased in Covid and ice. Bizarre law justifications for domestic violence?(wtf.) A ladies man known to the world as Andre the Giant, among other strange candidates for a Valentine's smashing. Jimothy doesn't know what Renaissance Fair is called and Ham-Bone almost attended one once. Turkey leg shanks. A city full of citizens obsessed with death. Gilbert Gottfried screams at everyone. Kiwi hosts a form of Love Connection involving Ham-Bone and the long lost Sampson fighting over the reward that is Jer. Jer and Kiwi analyze the bizarre contestants and both have to make an unfortunate choice as to who gets to take Jer to Smashville, USA. An inconvenient intervention. Valentines Day is Pepe Le Predator's favorite day. Childhood valentine's cards. When do you stop celebrating valentine's day as a youth? You pinch because I don't look like you! The money-machine that is the American marketed holidays. Love isn't seasonal. Jimothy shares a tale of a Valentine's ER visit. What will Valentines Day evolve into generations from now? I don't care, you wanna burger? The origin of Valentines (violence included!), and the story of Wayne Bobbitt. xoxoxoxo. A cliffhanger of sorts. ----HOSTS: Kiwi, Jer, Jimothy, Ham-Bone