Russ tries to keep Terry’s foot out of his mouth and pet lovers everywhere from being mildly to severely offended. The results are mixed.

5m 30s “A dog is not a personality.” Remember this point because it keeps coming up.

14m 15s Rules for friends and families with dogs. Maybe “it’s me or the dog” is a trope for a reason.

16m 0s It is not common for a human to feel compelled to pee on your leg. And that’s what separates us from the animals.

24m 39s Picking on Claire and her dog Fifi is okay because they are made up. But also kind of they are real, too?

28m 2s The story takes an unexpected twist and the made up dog’s name is now Pheobe instead of Fifi.

28m 22s From here on out it’s basically just stories of yorkies.