Jeff pulled IT OUT!! We are talking about his Melissa Etheridge 3/4 shirt...Let's get things going on a Thursday with a little thing we call Opening Audio...Let's crank that motor...We have an upset senior...A woman does not like how her hair coloring went...She tried to record her hairdresser because a month after her hair was done that the grays were coming back...Can we be done with the twins that talk in "unison?" ...The more they do interviews, the more they can't keep up the act...Another retirement community was busted for being what is called a "drug den."...Cocomelon is said to be crack for kids...We went through the potty song...There is that funny feeling down below...Calls came in...Then we got to the JNN...We have a criminal on the loose who committed a stabbing in Downtown Asheville...More text messages have come out in the Shannon Sharpe saga...That is not ending anytime soon...Disney is building a housing community in North Carolina called Asteria...Part of it will be 55+...Oh boy...How did we not know that postal workers are party animals? A recent story of a drunk postal worker driving the wrong way drunk...We went back to a 1996 story that showed how much of a frat party it really is at the post office...The long-awaited Pee-Wee Herman documentary is coming out on May 23rd and boy does it look like a doozy...Let's all go watch it in the theater and NOT do what Pee Wee did...Are you in the blading community? That is someone who makes and collects swords...That all started from a woman who went on a police chase and pulled out a sword on the cops...What do you smell like? A bakery in New Jerseis asking people who wear too much cologne or perfume to make sure they go through the drive-thru...People called with their smells and then we got story time with Melvin...The Orioles had a bit of a mishap...They put out their streaming service for $89.99 and the system charged folks $8,999...The birthrate in the US has hit an all-time low...Walmart is locking their meats up in metal cages...A woman cannot stop eating bread...A man almost went down a waterfall and a man was on the phone instead of falling...Remember...If your pappy didn't wear Old Spice you wouldn't be here...What a special Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!