The weekend is upon us! So unwire your jaw, exorcise your wood, and get ready to be forced to paint with your tentacles... It's LalapaNEWSa time!
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Magnetic Lockjaw

Batgirl

PBR 1776 pack

Good Samaritan gets arrested

Painting octopus

Exorcising  plane

Home Depot exorcism

Flintstone house

CCTV company watch stores from India

Meth head calls cops to see why he hasn’t been arrested 

Meth head tries breaking into prison

Man pays bail with counterfeit money

Lady named Booze drives drunk

Man makes bomb threat over dipping sauce

Japan UFO Lab

Subway tuna not really tuna

3D printed steaks

Man steals yacht

Neighbors prune tree

Tour de France crash

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