In a stunning epiphany, our heroes determine that politics are a topic of discussion that can incite an emotional response in these modern times. Jason and Joe determine that they dislike discussing politics and then spend a significant amount of time doing so. In the process, Jimmy Stewart filibusters, Michael Moore tells the part of the story that best argues his point, and it proves to be difficult to remember who was running for president at any given time. Some offensive things are likely to be said by our heroes, but we still love them, so we’ll let it slide.