-Retractions: Mercury goes in retrograde, not Jupiter. And Superman can’t see through lead.
-Citizenship Test: Can Nick Pass? F*%! no.
-Ryen Russilo loses my loyalty after an atrocious take.
-Rent in CF affiliates nationwide, a study of sorts.
MISC: Canada is safer than Chicago, "100-ft Wave" docuseries, & tapeworms.
-Unanswerable questions: 
Can you live on $25/week? How?
If you were flat broke, how would you stay fit?
-O/U: QuikTrip, the American judicial system, having a running coach, Arnold Schwarzenegger