We really had a few things we needed to delve into but we will have to put those on layaway at K-Mart as we head to Opening Audio...Rejection cakes are the new trend...It is where you put flags on toothpicks of the colleges that rejected you on a cake...A girl in a group of friends put 7 on...A man with a shirt that said "retired drug dealer" was arrested with guess what? Drugs...The news man got sexy...The Birthday Suit Bandit was arrested after a woman called the cops because a man tried to break into her house...He was arrested for exposure of organs...A man pretending to be a potential buyer found a way to fulfill his foot fetish...He goes to open houses and then says there is an ant on your foot and tries to help them...Is Jay Leno telling the truth about his fall? A man went to the site of his fall down the "mountain" and found that said mountain is not as big as he claimed it to be...Shedeur Sanders has the number three selling jersey coming out of the NFL Draft...Martin Short will now be the new host of the again revived Match Game...He's messing with Meryl Streep...The Brett Favre documentary is coming out and boy does it look like a doozy...A man who works at a Dollar General was ready to risk his life over a case of Smart Water...Someone stole it and he almost got hit by a U-Haul truck the thief was driving...Do you want a taste of Terry? Terry Bradshaw has a one man show that we just learned about and we now are tempted to go to the show...The biggest story in the south takes us to Alabama...A kangaroo was on the loose running down interstate I85 and no one could believe it...One lady was "hopping" mad...Connie Chung had an interview that made zero sense...CBS wound up surprising her with 12 other women named Connie...John Elway was behind the wheel of a golf cart where his good friend fell off of and hit his head and is on life support...Two dozen people were banned from a Carnival Cruise after a brawl broke out...An awful hazing incident in New York at a high school that involved guns, knives and people in the woods...We will not haze you into listening to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!