Gunboi prefers Corona beer and cane sugar over coronavirus. 4 chickens, 1 egg. Pressured to push cigs or else go home with a slashed throat. Joe Rogan: The Musical. Carlito likes cool people and spits on bad gimmicks. The trials of Gunbois and Kiwis absurd alarm schedules and their inability to commit to them. The dangers of owning dogs when Granny comes over (the worst dangers). Hammers for heads presented by Hammerhead Howie. Importance of objectivity and intellectuals. The poor will never tell the rich how to live. Devalued Christians. Gunboi has a father who roots for the singing underdogs. Leaping into your homeless water home under the bridge along with a SEA of other folks. See what I did? Eastern Island heads hate cursed water. Animated and stoic comedians. Kiwi pretends he personally knows comedians and judges virtual comedy with full throated animosity. Lil' bit of lemons. Defending the Candyman. Serious crimes committed by teens (tiny gangbangers) and running them back through court trials. What Gunboi learned from an Immortal Technique song. Absurdly long ass cheeks. Gunboi offers hate speech against Family Guy and Kiwi condemns him in favor of having a sensible show. People died. That's it. Charlie Sheen and Donald Trump, a WINNING team of the batshit insane. Attempting to urinate in a bottle and sing the Boy Meets World theme song. ---HOSTS: Kiwi & Gunboi