The sad news about PS-Hoff. Brad's word-noises are like waves crashing onto the shore, guerilla feminist art installations in JCPenney, the Grand Illusion album cover, a curiously orange sidelight, the magically rotating remote, wardrobe malfunctions, Lindsay Lohan's 75,000 dollar two-piece fur coat saved by an NFL player, and prepare yourselves for a competition of epic proportions.