If this is your first time here, this is pretty much how it goes on Fridays.  LalapaNEWSa this week consists of the usual suspects, car chases, drug smuggling, and dookie.
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Woman tracks and beats car thief

Man fakes his death after wife takes out hit

Student pilot makes emergency landing

“Flying” car

I-95 skid mark

Skinny dipping woman in strangers pool

Dog rescued from inside of wall

Gamer leaks confidential pages to win argument 

Oreo discrete package 

Maine couple busted with cocaine cake

Woke coke

Library hires butt monkey

Poland sends to many swimmers to Olympics

Runaway tortoise returns home

Woman breaks into dentist and pulls 13 teeth

Bike rider lands in gators mouth

Florida man battles gator

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