Happy Cinco De Mayo...Jeff glided into work today with a walker he got at Goodwill...That got us ready on a Monday as we got going with Opening Audio...There was a woman that had a sign that said ninja's beat me up and stole my kids and I need money...Love a good honest homeless sign...A man had a snake bite him over 800 times to bring awareness for snake bites...He filmed it and says it's all about science...A real life hamburglar did not get his happy meal...A man is assaulting seniors with cans of creamed corn...He is terrorizing the neighborhood and people cannot figure out why...A man was arrested after he was found naked in someone's hot tub...He also had stolen an E-bike...What's wrong with a little nude hot tubbing? The Rico trial for Diddy begins today with jury selection...He was offered a plea deal last week that he turned down...No more pulling a Toobin on Skype...Skype will be going away today....We saw the white smoke and that means that a new pope is on the way...We should know who it will be coming up this week if not today...A man who claimed to be Charles Dickens was knocking people over in bike lanes...Jeff introduced Rizzo to his walker that he had in his trunk...Also is the fact that Jeff wears Skecher slip-in shoes, old man or cool...The calls came in...Skecher equals cool...A woman was not happy at all with her Taco Bell experience so she trashed the inside of an entire restaurant...Speaking of fast food restaurants, should a cup of water be free for everyone or should they charge...If you have a crush on a firefighter, do not burn your own house down so that you can meet them....A plot to have a bomb go off at a Lady Gaga concert was thwarted by local authorities...Trump has instructed officials to reopen the prison Alcatraz...A nude man pillaged a church in Pennsylvania...We don't suggest you pillage, but we do suggest that you listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!