Is the boss playing silly tricks on Rizzo to get things going on a Monday? Wiggle that headphone cord and let's get going...It's Opening Audio time...3 national guardsmen are in trouble after they landed a helicopter on someone's land in Montana and stole elk antlers...Why? A man is suing Whataburger after they put onions on his burger...He's looking for $1 million because he had to go to the hospital...He also has a lawsuit with Sonic over the same thing...Whataburger will clean out your intestines...Where is the Todd Slade section at the video store? A man with the adult video star name of Todd Slade has been held in contempt of court over 1100 times...A man was filling in on Monday at a food mart when teens came in to steal condoms...They were ribbed...He didn't take a bullet for the prophylactics...Two nude stories back to back...One man stole a party bus and got naked...Julia called and let us know about a topless walk that used to happen in Downtown Asheville...We will investigate a little more...Former President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer...FBI Director Kash Patel says that Jeffrey Epstein did take his own life...Diddy prosecutors are concerned that Cassie is 8 months pregnant, and if she goes into labor that there could be a mis-trial...Anna Nicole Smith's husband was nothing but bones...We talked about him because we listened to audio from a woman who can't wait for her husband to die so she can get his millions...Let's take a trip to Rupert, Idaho...Someone put soap in the fountain in the center of town and they are looking for the culprit...Cue up Rupert the fancy bear...Reba chat...Rizzo is dying on the Reba tv show hill today claiming that it is a top 5 tv show of all time...Joe Biden has put out a statement regarding his cancer diagnosis...Hulk Hogan wants to buy Hooters...Police responded to a burglary in progress and the suspect was found naked...11 men escaped from a prison in New Orleans...7 of them are still on the loose...Two mothers left their kids in the car while they got drunk at a bar...A Mexican Navy ship crashed into the Brooklyn Bridge...We want all of our big backs to check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!