Adam's pop-clutching adventures, Adam's tapioca fatstuffs spilling out of his thumbmeat, Brad's parallel lines meeting in infinity, why Adam should never makes movies, more proof the Titular Lebowski is in league with the Nihilists, the hidden cost in flaming cars of higher education, deliberately shittifying your film, we debate whether or not Marty is a hack, the genesis of the Abide, and more questions for the Lebowski T-Shirt Challenge!