A kick-ass heroine! A truly impressive trailer! Based on a beloved -- if deeply flawed -- animated classic! What could go wrong? That's the mission the Addington siblings take on as they delve into the fight sequences, the gender politics, and the various controversies surrounding Niki Caro's $200 million action adventure. How many opportunities were missed? Who is to blame? And why can't we give Donnie Yen the role he so richly deserves? Plus, the most out-of-left-field game we've ever had!