Don't even think about hoisting the mainstay, never swabbed that poop deck and never veer to starboard... Just let the ship drift into those rocks and listen to Jess and Danny discuss Relient K's cover of The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything from the soundtrack to Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie.

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