There were a lot of unique happenings in the NEWSa this week.  A roller coaster that crushes your spine, a sea snake that water humps, and a bird-eating tortoise... what else could you ask for?
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Joy duck disappears

Only Fans reverses porn decision

12 year old NFT prodigy

World's smallest robot

Japanese rollercoaster investigated for breaking spines 

News accidentally shows Satanists

Tortoise kills bird

Lucy the elephant

Hotdogs take 36 min off your life

Shark born in all female aquarium 

Diver cockblocks sea snakes

In love with a Chimpanzee

Zoo lets people in lion cage 

Man wakes up to lion outside kitchen

Flamin’ Hot Mountain Dew

Bigfoot ruins kids birthday

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