This week we're joined in studio by a very special MYSTERY GUEST as we discuss:

-The very real DANGER posed by anti-American FRENCH ATTACK EAGLES!

- The covert team of SUPER HUMAN HOMOSEXUALS that is ALLEGEDLY being trained in secret by MIKE PENCE!!

- The possibility that our VERY OWN PODCAST was HACKED by the RUSSIANS to promote the film LOGAN!!!

All this *PLUS* the moment we've all been waiting for... we inaugurate the new MUSICAL STINGS!!!!

"Like Mark Furman before him, Joe pleads the 5th"

- Tim

"Stop"

- Joe

"ANOTHER TREMENDOUS SUCCESS!!!!!"

- Luke