Prepared at literally the last minute, but still all the latest, greatest and 'funniest' tech news from the last week!

​Show Notes:

- New Twitter timeline being rolled out

- Twitter's Monthly Active User base shrank in Q4

- Yes, you can rely on Amazon's new game engine during the zombie apocalypse

- 1,500 Windows 3.1 shareware apps are now free, immortalized on your browser

- Windows 10 updates finally get some release notes

- Gmail to warn you if your friends aren't using secure e-mail

- Chinese tech firms entice Opera with $1.2 billion buyout bid

- 1Password Android update

- Multiple accounts in Instagram

- 'Huge' Number of Mac Apps Open to Hijacking From Sparkle Updater Vulnerability

- Dictation coming to Apple TV

- New Vevo Apple TV app

- Apple Music comes to Sonos

- iPhone error 53

- Tim Cook deletes his Super Bowl picture

- Philips Hue lights