Kimberly wiped the sleepies out of her eyes and kicked off the show talking birds...Then Melvin called with a little something before the kids woke up...Arnold Schwarzenegger was not very happy that his dog took a tinkle on his floor...Drop to your knees Arnold...Al Pacino embellished a big saying how women used to sleep out in front of his house...Dakota Johnson sent a gallon of gorilla poop to a man that broke her friend's heart...It is time for you to start hip thrusting at work...A man says that if you don't start thrusting at work you will have an office chair butt...Or just do the Johnny...Walk and squish, walk and squish...Asheville leaders want the Department of Transportation to reconsider the 8 lane highway that will go over Patton Ave...AMC movie theaters have announced that they are going to start running more commercials before the movie starts...Diddy trial update...His ex-girlfriend said there were men in cowboy hats wearing high heels at the freak-offs...Should you let an 8 year old get their ears pierced? Rizzo boy wants to get it done...He doesn't want it...Jeff says who cares...That takes us to Listener Court...It went back and forth...Are you a real boring guy? There is a boring men's club, and it is for people who enjoy really boring things...One guy collects milk bottles...Another guy takes pictures of round-a-bouts...Who has the best presidential haircut? A comprehensive list is out and we go through it...Well after all of the calls the answer is Jumbo...AKA LBJ...A scathing report came out about UNC and Coach Bill and his girlfriend Jordon and what the season is going to look like...A pizza delivery was choked out on a delivery...A dog park in Canada has outlawed barking or howling from your dog...A naked man jumped on top of a police car while it drove around...Let's try to avoid office chair butt...The woman who bought the Breaking Bad house is not happy that people keep showing up to take photos...We gave you a tickle tease of two cows that got married...What we did not give you a tickle tease of is this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!