You read that right. The government wants to randomly audit homeschoolers (Random Audits For Homeschoolers?).

They’re also very concerned about homeschoolers who decide not to take government money (Take Government Money Or Else!).

But, don’t worry. Once your kid gets to college, he or she (or it, etc.) will never have to be offended again thanks to the campus Bias Response Teams (No Joke – College Bias Response Teams).