OH IT'S CHO!! All Asheville wants is to pop their tops and hit the wave pool and live fun and fancy free...We will get you there...Let's first get to Opening Audio...Joel McHale has admitted that he is completely bald and has had four hair transplants...As the World Dart finals were happening, the man who was behind ripped a wet one to throw off his opponent...Are you ready for some unfettered meemaw joy? A meemaw got on a trampoline at the age of 92 and oh my did she have herself some fun...A man killed a couple at a nudist resort...You ask what for? Well it was over a hot dog...We heard from a cop in a small town and she described what it is like...Chasing goats and what not...I-40 is going to take at least 2 weeks to repair after the rockslide...R. Kelly will not be released from prison after claims that the feds got another inmate to kill him...A North Carolina woman is suing Truist Bank because she says she has doll anxiety...A coworker kept leaving a Chucky doll on her desk... Rizzo, your sacrilegious blasphemy against tacos and cicadas will not go without retribution...The hat man will see you tonight...That is a message that we got to Facebook...What does it mean? Oprah got asked for a selfie while she was getting a mammogram...Also a firefighter in Miami took IT out while he was driving around...Some kids destroyed a car after they jumped on it and started twerking...Thanks a lot Luscious...Another massage story out of the city Detroit...Helping Hank, who is a big reporter in Motown is being looked at for making unwanted advances at a masseuse...A guy broke out of a police car with the cuffs on and then took a dip and sip in a woman's pool...The woman was listening to the Spice Girls...Yes we know all of the Spice Girls...Anne Burrell was supposedly found with a ton of unknown pills around her body...Diddy had a ton of guns and drugs in his house...The final hour was taken over by liver & onions chat...You can get all hours of the show by checking out this Friday edition of the show!!