Christine Compas joins Impolite Company's host, Chris Cyr this morning. Christine is a comic, a story teller, and after last night, a leading author of fecaphilliac erotica. She discusses her strategy for an upcoming comedy contest, car accidents, crystals, and snack foods. Then she gives away the secrets to interviewing with professional recruiters. Spoiler alert: You can lie to them all you want.

Chris found a dirty diaper and a toaster pastry on top of a gas pump on his way home last night.