This is NOT a Follie Friday? Welp we take that back...Mic's not on...Mic's falling down...Let's hit the restart button...It is Opening Audio time...The worst type of impression guy is the guy that believes he has mastered the Ace Ventura Pet Detective voice...A senior citizen woman has a pigeon named Screech...She rolls around town in a wheelchair covered in bird crap...A 75 year old woman was on video being attacked by a rabid fox...It went on for 10 minutes before someone finally came and choked it out...Johnny finally called and admitted that AC/DC had a rough go on some vocals at the Nashville show...What was happening on the roads of Asheville yesterday? A fiery crash on 40 and another on 74...AMC theaters are now preparing you for the wait when you buy tickets...There will now be 25-30 minutes of commercials before your movie starts...The Diddy trial will come to a close today after the defense rests its case...Then the jurors deliberate...We updated our liver & onions escapades that went down yesterday and the calls flew in...Everyone was so proud of us...We have earned our street cred in Asheville...Someone needs to check on the King of England...They have him shaking hands and having meaningful climate change conversations with life size gorilla puppets...Would you vacation in North Korea...Kim Jong Un is looking to ramp up tourism as he has built a beachfront resort area...It does look lovely...GET ON THE GROUND...A man on a scooter tried to stop a robbery on South Beach...The Golden Bachelor who is 66 years old says he does not want anyone over 60...He doesn't want fake hips...Brian Wilson died of respiratory arrest, with sepsis, cystitis, neurodegenerative disorder, obstructive sleep apnea, chronic respiratory failure and chronic kidney disease...A 66-year-old woman had a standoff on a highway while sitting in a lawn chair...Drew Carey at 66 is dating and Onlyfans model/Pornstar...While you picture that, take a listen to this Friday edition of the show!!