-Nick's nose ring, Andy’s hair dye, Brandon's dickbroom.
-If Brandon moves his office, do we kill him?
-Everyone that sign the Declaration of Independence had a name thats making a comeback in the suburbs.
-Can you go a week without showering? You shouldn't, but try it.
-Netflix's most watched movie, calling The Rock "The Rock," and Chris Hemsworth flexing privilege.

UNANSWERABLE Q’s:
Are you a doof wearing another gyms gear?

-Overrated/Underrated: 
The Internet, Birthday parties, Haunted houses, Metal.